The Society of Physics Students (SPS) have been making waves, or rather craters, across campus by once again operating the trebuchet. Students in the society have used it for everything from computations in Advanced Classical Mechanics to letting off steam, and have conducted a series of “test” launches before their upcoming trebuchet launch event.
These past few weeks of tests have seen Pfahler lawn filled with craters as well as gaps blasted in the wall of the Myrin Library and a completely decimated BWC. The test reports state that the blasts have a 50% target accuracy, however, close sources state they have actually roughly a 87% target accuracy. “Of course they intended to hit BWC. That’s the only way the building will ever get repaired. Do you know how hard it would be to cause that much decimation with a twenty pound wooden trebuchet?” one anonymous source…
